The One Who Made Out With My Forehead

 Yes, the title explains it all.
My friend made out with my forehead while we were taking a picture.

No, I did not see it coming nor was it something I wanted.

Yes, alcohol was involved on his part.

And no, that was not the only ridiculous thing he did that night.

Let me tell you a little about my friend. 

He is far from a ladies man but somehow he manages to get 

with a new girl at every party we go to. 

Strange, I know. Boggles my mind every time.

Unfortunately for me, there were no single girls at my roommates recent 21st Birthday Bash. 

That left me as his target...

Ridiculous Moment #1:

Friend: "Ali, I am going to talk to you about random things to distract you from when I do this-"

Tongue sticking out, he lunged in to kiss me.

Thankfully, like a ninja, I dodged that shiz.
I made my way over to two friends 

and began talking with them about the recent attack set out on me.

Even More Ridiculous Moment #2:

I am with two friends talking while lunging boy is off on the other side of the room 

with two people we all just met. Then I hear my name shouted from across the room-

Friend: "ALI! DO YOU HAVE HERPES??"

Me: "No, *Insert Name Here*!"

Friend turns to the two guys, pats them on the back and says-

"You guys are good to go."

Final Ridiculous Moment #3:

 Although he was a drunk ass bitch and lunging all night, I did want to make 

a nice memory with my friend of 3 years.

I figured a picture was the best way to do so. 

I went up to him, hugged him and posed.
That is when the spit started flowing. 

I felt him ferociously attacking my forehead in a manor that should never occur even on lips. 

As I tried to pull away the flash goes off and I know the memory that was made will 

not be one I want to remember for the rest of my life...

As I prepare to share this moment, please disregard my ugly ass face. 

I was caught off guard/freaked out people! 

But it's too funny not to * share *

So that is my friend-shit. 

Now I know to provide him with a single female for the next party...

Now what can you all learn from this is one?
Start training yourself to dodge like a ninja, because you never know when it will come in handy 
and lesson two, help your friend monitor their alcohol intake. 

Than maybe they wont start making out with peoples foreheads.
Unless you like that...then more power to ya!