The One Who Made Out With My Forehead

 Yes, the title explains it all.
My friend made out with my forehead while we were taking a picture.

No, I did not see it coming nor was it something I wanted.

Yes, alcohol was involved on his part.

And no, that was not the only ridiculous thing he did that night.

Let me tell you a little about my friend. 

He is far from a ladies man but somehow he manages to get 

with a new girl at every party we go to. 

Strange, I know. Boggles my mind every time.

Unfortunately for me, there were no single girls at my roommates recent 21st Birthday Bash. 

That left me as his target...

Ridiculous Moment #1:

Friend: "Ali, I am going to talk to you about random things to distract you from when I do this-"

Tongue sticking out, he lunged in to kiss me.

Thankfully, like a ninja, I dodged that shiz.
I made my way over to two friends 

and began talking with them about the recent attack set out on me.

Even More Ridiculous Moment #2:

I am with two friends talking while lunging boy is off on the other side of the room 

with two people we all just met. Then I hear my name shouted from across the room-

Friend: "ALI! DO YOU HAVE HERPES??"

Me: "No, *Insert Name Here*!"

Friend turns to the two guys, pats them on the back and says-

"You guys are good to go."

Final Ridiculous Moment #3:

 Although he was a drunk ass bitch and lunging all night, I did want to make 

a nice memory with my friend of 3 years.

I figured a picture was the best way to do so. 

I went up to him, hugged him and posed.
That is when the spit started flowing. 

I felt him ferociously attacking my forehead in a manor that should never occur even on lips. 

As I tried to pull away the flash goes off and I know the memory that was made will 

not be one I want to remember for the rest of my life...

As I prepare to share this moment, please disregard my ugly ass face. 

I was caught off guard/freaked out people! 

But it's too funny not to * share *

So that is my friend-shit. 

Now I know to provide him with a single female for the next party...

Now what can you all learn from this is one?
Start training yourself to dodge like a ninja, because you never know when it will come in handy 
and lesson two, help your friend monitor their alcohol intake. 

Than maybe they wont start making out with peoples foreheads.
Unless you like that...then more power to ya!

The One In A Horror Movie

Most people can enjoy a good horror movie,

but can you enjoy one when you're dating the killer?

Let's throw this back to 1978, the year horror flick Halloween hit the big screen.

That year my mom was working at Warner Brothers studios where she met an actor. 

They went out on a date, talked about the glamorous life of Hollywood 

and he brought up a new movie he was going to be in. 

He told her he was a main character in Halloween and 
that she HAD to go see him in action. 

He got her and her friend tickets to see the premiere and 
so they went so see what this guy had to offer to the acting community. 

They sat through the whole movie and neither of them could spot him. 

A few days after the premiere, my mom met up with him again for another date. 

She brought up the movie and asked where he was in it. 

He then reveals that he was the man behind the mask.

Yes, my mom dated the serial killer from Halloween. 

The one that tried and FAILED to kill Jamie Lee Curtis for the past 5 Halloween remakes. Maybe if he succeeded it might have saved her from making Freaky Friday with 

Lindsey Lohan 25 years later...Just sayin'

So after hearing he was the masked killer, my mom could not get it out of 

her head and that is when the relationship sadly ended. 

Too bad, I could have had Tony Moran as my father. 

And yes that would be Erin Moran's brother. 

The girl from Happy Days and Jonie Loves Chachi. 

No? Still don't know who she is? 

Its ok, her career ended a while ago and won't be making a come back anytime soon.

So this may not have been a real Relation-Shit story but 
I did learn a valuable lesson from this. 
If you're going out with someone, find out more about their life before 

you go see them in a movie and find out they are a psycho killer.

Just Some Fun Facts From Halloween: 

Tony Moran was paid $250 for his role as the masked killer

Halloween was shot in 21 days with a budget of $320,000 

which is nothing compared to the millions movie makers get today

Due to its shoestring budget, the prop department had to use the cheapest mask that they could find in the costume store; a Star Trek William Shatner mask. They later spray-painted the face white, teased out the hair, and reshaped the eye holes. 

 Halloween went on to make $47 million in the box office which made 

it the most successful independent film of all time

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