The One Who Gave Her Mono

My roommate has not had the best luck with boys in the past. 

From boys with braces who drunkingly made out with her and recalling the event 

 the next day when her mouth was all cut up 
to blind dates with boys who wont say a word for the entire 12 hours 
they were forced to hang out.

Last year, we thought she had finally broken her horrible string of boys...

And then she got mono.

Let's take this back a few months-

They fell in like at first sight while cleaning the local pools, 

thus my roommate and her man soon became in item. 

He came around ALL the time and it seemed to be working out for them 

despite the fact that he lived two hours away. 

One day, we find out he has mono. 

Yes, the kissing disease!! 

SIDE NOTE: This is why you play beer pong with water so you don't all drink 
out of the same cups...have your own drink on the side :)

Continuing on; he gets mono and we all freak out. 

Fast forward a few weeks and my roommate is taken ill with what better than mono!

So she ends up going home for 2 months to get over the sickness,

missed so much school she has to drop classes and 

because of it all she is a semester behind. 

And what does her boyfriend who gave her the freakin' disease do?!?!?

Dumps her ass!

Apparently, having mono makes you "boring and a chore to be around."

Yes, those are the exact words he told my roommate 
as she was laying on her death bed that HE made for her. 

No surprise here, they have yet to talk (a year later) 

The moral of this story is- choose your boyfriends/girlfriends wisely! 

You cannot expect to date someone in college 
who has not hooked up in someway with another person. 
But, you should be cautious of the virus' people are carrying these days.

Think before you drink that cup you see sitting on the counter at a random party!

Don't make out with a boy/girl who has a suspicious looking cluster of bumps on their lip.

And lastly, try to find someone who you know will take care of you at your worst. 

There is nothing sweeter than having a boyfriend/girlfriend who loves you and 

takes care of you even when you look like shit.