The One Without Boundaries

Fortunately, or unfortunately for my blog, I have not had any horrible dates recently. 

Well let's be honest, I have had NO dates recently, 

so not too much to blog about with my personal love life.

I do however live with two boys, which makes for some good reltaion-shit situations.

This particular one involves my 19 year old brother

who has not learned the meaning of personal space or boundaries. 

So I guess with this situation it is a sibling-shit, and when I say shit, I mean literally...

This all took place a few weeks ago. 

I was brushing my teeth in our shared bathroom and my brother walks in,
 

Pulls down his pants,

And sits on the toilet.

Tooth brush still in mouth I yell, 

 "Are you taking a shit while I am in here brushing my teeth?!?!"

"Yes, now can you please get out so I can have some privacy?"

"What the hell?!?! That's disgusting! I'm brushing my teeth!"

"Well you should have thought about doing that after I was done..."

Trying to run out of the death trap as fast as I could, 

I ran to my room to tell my friend what just happened to me.

Her response, "Man I'm glad I don't have to live here..."

This is my life. 

A brother I have to live with who does not 

give a shit about my personal bubble.

Only a few more weeks until I leave for school and it could not come fast enough.

The One You Cannot Let Go Of

Let's think about the people in our lives for a second here.

I am sure there is someone in your life whom you always think about. 

That one person that affected your life in such away that you 

will never be able to forget them. 

No matter how hard you try. 

Unfortunately for me, that person lives in my home town 

and proves to be very hard to break away from, 

which causes somewhat of a relation-shit. 

So how do you push someone away when they keep pushing back? 

And might I add that they are significantly stronger than you. 

Like twice your size and weight.

So how do you let go of someone when they pull a Rose on you and "never let go"? 

That is a pickle I seem to find myself in quite often throughout my life and 

I can never seem let go of my one person. 

Maybe it's because a new someone has yet to come into my life and take their place. 

OR maybe I have separation anxiety. 

OR maybe it is because I hate change. 

Seriously, my room has looked the same since I was 10 and I am a 21 years old now. 

I really need to update my life, in more than one area obviously. 

So it's time to update! Easier said than done I have decided...

Time for some input here - 

Anyone else find themselves in pickles like this or is it just me? 

Come on, I know you are out there people!!

The One Who Taught Me About Myself

The main reason I chose this blog theme was because
I had just gotten out of a three year relationship.

Not by choice unfortunately. 

So I viewed all relationships as shitty ones because I was in such a downer state of mind. 

All I wanted to do was expose those relation-shits 

and show people that dating aint that grand! 

But what I learned while a "blogger" 

is that you are going to go through tons of relation-shits, 

but you have to go through some shitty experiences
to get a meaningful relationship in the end. 

Going on crappy dates, sitting through awkward conversations, 

and drunken mistakes will make you appreciate the positive relationship
you finally reach and appreciate the person that much more. 

That is, once you find them...

Although I was trying to get over a relationship,
getting myself out there and going out on dates,
which unfortunately turned out to be relation-shits, 

taught me a lot about myself and my alcohol tolerance. 

I now know that I cannot go to a beer festival, bar hop, go on a successful date and 
control my actions all in one night. 

I need to keep them on separate occasions.

I have also learned that its ok to be my crazy, sarcastic, silly, awkward self. 

While I am still going through relation-shits to find that one good relationship, 

I am enjoying those relation-shit mishaps a little more each time

because I know by the end of the date, 

I can blog about it and entertain others while having a good time poking fun at myself. 

I mean how many people can say they influenced the creation of a party catch phrase?!?

"Let's party like it's a first date!"

My life...Out of control.

The One Who Wanted To Be Blogged

The other night I ventured out to the Cotati bars finally!
Only took me 3 months...

But don't worry, I was not on a blind date nor was I drinking!

Learned my lesson there which you can read about in *this blog.*

So while in one of the bars, a member of my class approached me, slightly very wasted

and told me he wanted to be in my blog.

"Can I take you out on a date and then you can write about it in your blog?!"

Me: "What?"

"Your blog is one of the blog's I actually read each week!"

Me: "Thank you but why would you want to go on a date and 

hope it's a good Relation-Shit story?"

"I'll take you out to Chili's and buy you a margarita!"

When someone asks you out on a date so they can be put in a Relation-Shit blog, 

you can only imagine what kind of date it will be...

I was not sure how to process this one. 

While feeling a little insulted that I was being used just so he may 

gain extreme popularity through one of my blog entries, 

I was also excited that someone is actually reading my blog!

Plus who would want to pass up a Chili's dinner and a margarita which apparently 

is the perfect match for a Relation-Shit date. 

So, is it sad that all I need is food and booze to ruin a date 

OR

charming that he already had it planned? 

Not sure which one it is yet, but since I have sworn off alcohol AND dates,

I said I would stick to blogging other people's relation-shits for now. 

But this story was just too funny NOT to blog about.

Plus, he did say he wanted to be in a blog entry. 

So here ya go! You made it in! 

Maybe not what you thought would be the reason, but let's not get picky here! :)

The One Who Games

Mini Relation-Shit

Tonight everyone and their mom are out doing something random,
which left me at home to fend for myself.

Well of course I did not want to sit at home alone and do nothing!

So, I texted a good friend of mine to see if he wanted to chill and watch a movie. 

This was his response-

"I'm suppose to scrimmage with my clan sometime tonight."

I think I need to make more friends who don't game...

Friend-Shit much?