The One Without Boundaries

Fortunately, or unfortunately for my blog, I have not had any horrible dates recently. 

Well let's be honest, I have had NO dates recently, 

so not too much to blog about with my personal love life.

I do however live with two boys, which makes for some good reltaion-shit situations.

This particular one involves my 19 year old brother

who has not learned the meaning of personal space or boundaries. 

So I guess with this situation it is a sibling-shit, and when I say shit, I mean literally...

This all took place a few weeks ago. 

I was brushing my teeth in our shared bathroom and my brother walks in,
 

Pulls down his pants,

And sits on the toilet.

Tooth brush still in mouth I yell, 

 "Are you taking a shit while I am in here brushing my teeth?!?!"

"Yes, now can you please get out so I can have some privacy?"

"What the hell?!?! That's disgusting! I'm brushing my teeth!"

"Well you should have thought about doing that after I was done..."

Trying to run out of the death trap as fast as I could, 

I ran to my room to tell my friend what just happened to me.

Her response, "Man I'm glad I don't have to live here..."

This is my life. 

A brother I have to live with who does not 

give a shit about my personal bubble.

Only a few more weeks until I leave for school and it could not come fast enough.